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This place is the worst place I've ever been to in Miami.
They are extremely racist and body shaming. Me and my friends have been coming for years because of the amazing VIP and Promoter service. However, the one time I come with a friend who's black and a friend who is over 5'10, we are turned away. One by one, each promoter we knew came outside to ask why we couldn't be let in and the bouncers aggressively told us to leave. It wasn't until a white muscular bouncer in the front told us to step off the property by getting into my friends personal space that we began to retaliate. After a heated exchange, the one bouncer threatened to expose himself to my friend in a threatening way. One of the managers, then began screaming in French while tossing the railing around screaming profanity at us. Last time I will be ever coming to this establishment. Pure DISGUST.
Be the first to ReplySo i was invited to mr jones as i walked to the front.
A lady walks up to the bouncer outside and says 'hey my friend is drunk and that guy wont let her go' the bouncer said if she dont want to be with him why wont she walk away she responds 'shes trying and shes asking for help' The bouncer yells at her maam walk away. As she trues the guy grabs her and pulls her. Tell me how the bouncer says shes older she can deal with that. Wtf what does her age have todo with anything. At that moment i realized women are not respected or even watched for at this venue and i left.
Be the first to ReplyWish I could leave 0 stars but I can't.
Came with a promoter and waited outside for an hour, bouncers saw us and didn't want to let us in, seems like they favor white petite women. Others who are POC obviously weren't really being let in -- regretted even going here
Be the first to ReplyWish I could give 0 stars.
My beautiful daughter went to this club with her girlfriends to celebrate her 23rd birthday. All the ladies were dressed absolutely beautiful. They get there and the bouncer denies entrance because he says my daughter is TOO FAT? FAT AS F--- ? As a Mother of an amazing great-hearted beautiful daughter, this doesn't sit right with me. I will be taking this further. My daughter already suffers her own battles and doesn't need some CLUB trying to define her. How can you even do business this way? COMPLETE TRASH AND VERY UNCLASSY. If they were not in dress code I could understand but to literally pick one young lady out and insult her in front of her friends is wrong and I will find out who the bouncer was and also press this further. Reading the reviews makes me sick. God does not like UGLY HEARTED PEOPLE!
Be the first to ReplyNot even being funny.
I am a 115 pound brownskin woman & the promoter I was with pulled me to the side and told me the bouncer does not like thick women and to wait a little while. LMFAOOOO I'm 115 pounds. My booty is big for my size but no mf way y'all considering me thick.I did end up getting in but I saw a lot of people who were unable to get in/ had to be snuck in by a promoter. If you are the SLIGHTEST bit thick do NOT come without a promoter. If you are darkskin do NOT come without a promoter. You probably will not get in. The bouncer favors petite white women clearly. . This club is strict especially because of the celebrities who come here so don't even try a fake ID you'll be turned around immediately. They did play good music though. Mainly hip hop. There is no parking do not try to drive here girl Uber otherwise u gon be lost looking for a place to park.
Be the first to ReplyThis place advertises fun and a good time but we got the
This place advertises fun and a good time but we got the opposite. A crowd was standing at the front it was all people of color and we were waiting to get in. They all left and we had no clue why. Eventually we made it to the bouncer and I said Hi he told me talk to the other guy and then ignored me. So I walked to the other man and he was looking down as I was trying to speak to him. He did not acknowledge us at all and had us standing There was no line for there to be all these bouncers who don't even do their jobs.
Be the first to ReplyThey didn't let us in because I'm thick and we were all poc
They didn't let us in because I'm thick and we were all poc don't waste your time, a promoter told us to pull up and they were giving him a hard time to even let us in. Never again.
Be the first to ReplyI will never try to go here again.
They pick and choose who they let in, there is no line or no type of entrance process. They definitely discriminate so if you are not a skinny white girl good luck trying to get in.
Be the first to ReplyThis is the worst place to come for nightlife.
The people who work here are sexist, homophobic and extremely biased towards people who do not fit their likable "image." It is a shame that a business like this even still exists. Everyone should stop coming here there are so many better places to give business to in Miami.
Be the first to ReplyThey are a bunch of senseless pigs who don't know a good
They are a bunch of senseless pigs who don't know a good time even if there standing right in front of them. one of the bouncers told an eager party goer that this place is "superficial" when it comes to letting people in. In todays world they should be cancelled and no one should even think to step foot in here. this was the worst experience and I couldn't express enough how crusty dusty and musty this place is. do not go here. If it gave me the option to choose 0 stars I would have.
Be the first to ReplyHORRIBLE PLACE.
They will disfrutare the moment you walk in. The owner is Owner and has no sense of sympathy. I do Not recommend this place at all.
Be the first to ReplyWould give zero stars if possible.
They are biggots and fatphobic. Alcohol is watered down. The service is poor. And it smells like a backwood -- not even a good one, ones that crushed in the sidewalk and forgot about. Club is small, sections are mediocre -- and bottle service? You want a flashlight and a bad attitude? Go for it. Spend your money somewhere else. Pitched in for a table and they wouldn't even let my friends in. The girls at the front are rude. I would say more, but that would just be ugly and I like to be in good faith with my words. Anyways, Dirty Rabbit in Wynwood is a lot better and they're not f-ing rude.
Be the first to ReplyThe bouncers are racist towards darker skin female.
If you aren't with someone paying for a table, the. They don't let you in. I came with a promoter and was denied with 5 other beautiful darker skin females because we were "too dark" according to the bouncer. Went to Liv and Story and had no problem. Don't waste your money darker skin ladies. They're racist and colorist
Be the first to ReplyThey charge a $5,000 cover, and are so rude with the
They charge a $5,000 cover, and are so rude with the delivery. Also they have no bar. Idk how they're still open. Lame as hell.
Be the first to ReplyIs it possible to give ZERO STARS?? This place is the
Is it possible to give ZERO STARS?? This place is the absolute WORST Club experience you could possibly ever have. If you want to be treated like garbage, while being ripped off with outrageously over priced bottom shelf liquor and a complete RIP OFF 28% service charge that actually DOES NOT pay for service.... (Seriously a charge that doesn't pay your server AT ALL "or 2% of the 28%" *according to their rude and sorry excuse for a manager) then by all means go to experience that. I wouldn't go back there even if they gave me a free table and paid for me to go. I'd rather go to Waffle House and rub that greasy chicken in my eyes than ever go back there.
Be the first to ReplyMr Jones by far is one of the best clubs in south beach its
Mr Jones by far is one of the best clubs in south beach its like a Disney Land for adults the bottle shows are insane. The crowd is sexy. If you have a few bucks to party this is definitely the spot to be at.
Be the first to ReplyShit show that needs to be shut down.
Over priced drug den. The people this place attracts us ewww
Be the first to Replywould rate 0/5 if I could.
Geoff Beere (Miami promoter) collected $1200 from our group of girls then Mr. Jones did not let us into the club. What a joke.. not sure who is running this scam but be careful yall!
Be the first to ReplyI used to like Mr Jones 3-4 years ago, went for a friends
I used to like Mr Jones 3-4 years ago, went for a friends birthday and it was horrible. First of all securities are the rudest, I've been to a lot of clubs in Mia/SF and bouncers are all kind of taught but here it's unacceptable, agree with previous reviews that feels like they're just got out of prison. The vibe is very low, trashy, I always wear heels to the club (dahh), DON'T even bother if you need to walk anywhere past your table workers passing by will push you so hard that you may fall, also crowd in general is very ratchet, I was almost scared for my life. Our waitress was nice tho and security who walked me to the exit was also very polite. Never coming back.
Be the first to ReplyAmazing experience, super fun environment but you 100% have
Amazing experience, super fun environment but you 100% have to have a table to come here. Clothing attire also is very upscale so make sure to dress up!
Be the first to ReplyThis club was not fun.
It was freezing inside... I've never been to a club where I wish I brought a coat. Our whole group had goosebumps. They also had no dance floor so people were packed on top of each other at their tables. There really isn't much space to stand let alone dance at the tables. I would strongly recommend no one ever go to this club unless you like to be cold, don't like to dance, and like to stay sitting with hardly any room to move.
Be the first to Replyworst place ever.
wish i could give them a 0. im 21 years old and wasn't let in because the manager didn't point at me and say i looked good. the manager is sexist and only lets in skinny girls with heels. i also heard inside is not much better. there is no wifi and they tried to trap my friend inside and wouldn't let her leave because they needed girls. also, all the girls inside look so underage (and probs are). would never go there again and hope they get shut down. there are soo many better places without sexist pig managers who wear sweatpants.
Be the first to ReplyI couldn't even get in.
Unless you're royalty and got over 5k to spend in a night then you better try hitting another local club in Miami. All I've heard are completely terrible reviews about this sketchy venue !!!
Be the first to ReplyThey wouldn't let me in with my real ID.
I am 24 years old, and they were so rude to me about it. I was so shocked, I've never had a problem at any place EVER. They denied me for no reason. Don't waste your time here.
Be the first to ReplyEvil, Racist, Rude security and managers.
Do not go to this place at any cost. The people who work for this company are the absolute worse. Terrible awful people !!! The security guard un zipped his pants and said he was going to pull his dick out and show my friend. He was tall/buff big guy that was bald. He is disgusting and seems like a rapist!!!! Stay away. The staff are unpredictable and violent. They pull their dicks out and threaten woman with it.
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